Down't Pit

They were downt pit and somebody farted.

- Poo! You dirty cunt. I love you.

- What’s in your sarnies?

- Fish paste. What’s in yours?

- Cerry.

- Cerry?

- Cerry.

- BWEEAARKK! By ‘eck, that were a rich burp!

- Bob broke his elbow off int big machine last neet. Did you see it?

- What, with my no-eyes? Don’t make me laugh.

- Poo, you proper dirty cunt. 
- Ha, ha, ha, haa.